Here are a few things I just don't get: Whatever happened to the ordinary common cold? Why is it that the outdoor Christmas lights I carefully tested and neatly coiled last January are now tangled, broken, and burned out? Why does it seem I spend most of December cursing and battling tangled cords? WHERE HAS THE JOY GONE?!?!
So, we're coming. Tomorrow! I'm not completely convinced it's the right decision, but we're coming and we're going to get healthy and we're going to have fun. And if airport security so much as questions me about my child's medicines, they will witness a mommy freakout like never before.
p.s. I apologize in advance if we make any of you sick.